Published on July 13th, 2017 | by Ann Rickard0
Technology Can Test You
I like technology as much as a mature person who did not grow up with it can like it.
I love my iPad and all the clever things I can do with it, same goes for my Smart Phone, and I couldn’t live without email and Google. I can Facebook and Instagram like a pro, I can even embrace the technology in the car and work the GPS.
“Standing in all your glorious nakedness in the shower with icy water cascading down on you while you shiver/scream/curse and peer blindly at the temperature control is not for sissies.”
But when it comes to some things, ablutions in this case, I detest it.
Who needs technology in the shower?
Apparently, many of us, judging by the new fandango showers I’ve encountered lately.
It is mostly in new or refurbished hotels that shower technology defeats you. You have to wonder who installs these complicated devices. Do they do it just to get some sort of gleeful fun out of thinking of people standing in the shower with nothing on but a confused look?
I can handle power showers, those devices that almost blast you out of the bathroom…they can be fun. I can cope with two or three varieties of shower heads in the one system, although it is not easy to change the shower head from a gentle rain forest trickle to a spurting gush while you are all soaped up.
What brings me undone are the showers that have half a dozen different handles and gadgets that look nothing like taps, those shower appliances that require you rotate one to get the water out and then another to control the temperature.
Anyone over 40 will tell you, you need your glasses on to see how to work the temperature on a rotating tap, and who gets into the shower with their glasses on?
Standing in all your glorious nakedness in the shower with icy water cascading down on you while you shiver/scream/curse and peer blindly at the temperature control is not for sissies.
It’s not so bad if you have a mate who has seen you in your glorious nakedness so many times he doesn’t see it anymore and you can call for help.